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  trust issues

  I did not live

  3h

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  trust issues

  I once got electrocuted at the top of a ferris wheel at the fair. Luckily only slightly

  6h

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  The dumber you are, the less likely you are to recognize ...

  Well then, Morocco, Tunisia, Algeria and Egypt better start paying the English reparations. And further back, iceland, Greenland, Italy, Spain, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, and Germany. And they better get "Thank you for freeing us" payments from too many to list.

  16h

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  Us commoners

  We defeated Japan for you and Germany twice. It's funnny

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  Vibe check deez nutz

  Memedroid is being killed by Coinbench. Mainly with comment restrictions and banning people, but now this too

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  Monty

  Send in 100 men to fight the gorilla

  2026-06-14 09:47

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  My brilliance blinds myself, yes

  Half of people possess a below MEDIAN ability to understand statistical claims Including OP apparently

  2026-06-13 21:30

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  Censorship sucks

  What happened?

  2026-06-13 00:32

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  Censorship sucks

  Create an alternate account

  2026-06-12 23:08

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  Fork scaling

  Huge Ackman the actor from Edward Scisor Hands

  2026-06-12 14:26

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  Irish Weird Al?

  Tim Hawkins

  2026-06-11 23:45

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  Its about to get exciting

  War reenactments, living history, and halloween aren't cringe

  2026-06-11 15:55

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  Now remove it

  Someone should create an AI that only pulls from Memedroid

  2026-06-11 12:44

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  Its like they got rid of all the OG memes

  We_Had_Pancakes was going to buy it at one point. How did that pan out?

  2026-06-10 13:59

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  Everyone left early

  Jesus was the perfect jew. The last supper was a seder meal, a traditional meal that was eaten at passover. What he opposed was the disconnect between the ceremony and what it represents. He called out the falae superiority and hipcracy of the Pharisees. He called m them spiritually dead, even though they seemed holy externally

  2026-06-10 12:07

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  Everyone left early

  Jesus was Jewish, not roman They were probably sitting upright at a low table.

  2026-06-10 09:00

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  They said discrete shipping

  "Johnson! What is that?" "Sir it looks like a great big-

  2026-06-10 08:55

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  wild advice

  "I have thought about it and I need to improve my choice of girlfriend"

  2026-06-09 11:10

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  War of the Words

  Try screenshoting them and uploading the cropped screenshot. I went from about 50% getting instantly rejected to almost none. I think it was a formatting issue.

  2026-06-08 20:51

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  Academic comeback

  It depends on the college class. I had college chemistry and physics professors who write tests so that the average score is 50% and then curve it.

  2026-06-08 08:55

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  2 sides of the same collectivist coin

  Who was hitler a puppet for in your version of ww2?

  2026-06-06 22:33

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  We remember

  Every country bombed cities, including the germans. It was tragic to hit civilians but unavoidable. Your beloved team didn't do well at avoiding civilians either. The blitz for example.

  2026-06-06 13:20

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  We remember

  Roosevelt wanted to capture Berlin for his own political gain, regardless of treaties or utility. Thankfully, Eisenhower disobeyed. The Last Battle by Cornelius Ryan is a great book about the battle. Americans didn't intentionally hit civilians. It sounds like you get your history from reading copies of Der Stürmer.

  2026-06-06 03:23

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  We remember

  (continued) German losses in the east over 4 years: 5.3 mil. Losses in the west over 3 years (because I'm generously including Africa) 4.4 mil. Not to mention half of the US strength was in the Pacific being equally as impressive. See my other 2 comments for more reasons. *The star spangled banner starts playing*

  2026-06-05 20:53

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  We remember

  It was the costliest for Russia for only 2 reasons. The battlefield was on their land, and there tactics were wasteful. By the end of the war, US had 8 million vs the Soviet 14, but considering population, ussr was only slightly more. US produced nearly as many planes as there were ussr air force personnel (300,000). US navy was 6x bigger. US supplied ussr. US destroyed German industrial power. US presence split the whermacht. Including North Africa, US conquered more land.

  2026-06-05 20:48

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  We remember

  Plus without lend lease and constant US and British bombing, the soviet counterattack would have stalled out.

  2026-06-05 15:06

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  We remember

  The US and soviets reached striking distance of Berlin at the same time. MacArthur believed that the germans were regrouping in northern Germany and that taking Berlin would only slow him down and was symbolic. That's the only reason we didn't take it first. From June 1944 to the end of the war, the US advanced farther against similar numbers, while taking 6 times fewer casualties and capturing about 1.2 times more Germans.

  2026-06-05 15:03

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  Hittn on all cylinders

  Snowball later gets overthrown by his right hand man, Napoleon

  2026-06-05 09:51

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  movie chaos

  I had a ticket to this movie sitting on the seat of my car and someone smashed the window and left two more.

  2026-06-05 07:49

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  Romance isn't dead

  *It starts overflowing* *Gets stuck like the fat kid from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory*

  2026-06-04 22:56

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  Tree camper

  They can be replaced, It just takes 1000 years

  2026-06-04 08:23

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  Medieval workers won

  150 is an exaggeration because Lent is included as a holiday. Also, farm work and maintenance are never ending, work days were from sun up to sundown, and livestock need to be fed even on holidays.

  2026-05-26 10:48

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  Developing marketable skills in the age of AI

  If I lay down I can beat his record

  2026-05-26 10:27

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  I can’t fill… my tank.

  That picture from is near the end of his first term

  2026-05-25 17:00

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  Use some real mold from time to time to throw off the sma...

  *Someone throws away my lunch

  2026-05-25 13:59

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  Wear a mask? How 'bout suck my ass

  To clarify, it drives me nuts that the neighboring town gives handouts that attract lots of homeless, and then rounds them up and drops them off in my town.

  2026-05-25 00:20

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  Wear a mask? How 'bout suck my ass

  Don't just shoo them away to the next area. The neighboring town does that and it drives me nuts. There needs to be an actual solution instead of just passing them off

  2026-05-24 21:59

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  so cute

  If you double it you can give her 2 hearts

  2026-05-23 21:54

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  Sh*tty m*me

  All *ight then, I hav* a secre* mess*ge fo* you to deco*e.

  2026-05-23 09:38

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  dongs in a wife

  Anyone who tries to destroy a marriage, especially of a soldier who is away at war, deserves unspeakable punishment.

  2026-05-22 13:41

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  remote worker welcome

  Economic stimulation is not enough of a reason to make people like you

  2026-05-21 12:04

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  math tavern

  We agree then. 1+1/2+1/4+1/8 etc is the sum of (2^(n-1))^-1 where n= all real numbers from 1 to infinity and converges at 2. The second Taylor series 1+1/2+1/3+1/4 etc (the sum of n^-1), diverges.

  2026-05-21 01:33

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  7 is a lucky number

  If they were shipped with USPS I hope they had at least a few weeks supply of food

  2026-05-20 18:11

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  I’m trash

  That's racist! It is eliminating all the immigrants!!

  2026-05-20 14:26

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  100 IQ

  One nation under God. That's the most important part

  2026-05-20 02:54

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  Careful were you store it

  The cure to arthritis

  2026-05-20 00:15

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  music recommendations for memedroiders : episode 1 <<Only...

  The comment sections of political memes used to be the funniest thing on here, but Memedroid banned the best trolls.

  2026-05-19 03:13

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  ebola 2026

  Doctor Congo

  2026-05-18 18:46

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  Corporate hydration

  Remember to tell every crackhead about all of the copper and gold in these places

  2026-05-18 18:40

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  Lake said perish

  The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead when the skies of November turn gloomy

  2026-05-18 10:00

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  Something's wrong I can feel it

  Not all gardeners know this, but the real goal of gardening is to kill plants

  2026-05-18 02:09

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  Die

  We never had a democracy, we have a Repulic. " Democracies have in general been as short in their lives as violent in their deaths." - James Madison

  2026-05-17 15:22

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  Georgesius Floyidicus

  Have you heard his collaboration with Kneel Diamond?

  2026-05-17 14:17

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  Yes sir

  I read that as "mormons"

  2026-05-17 14:04

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  I called them rolly pollies as a kid

  You make Klaus Schwab happy

  2026-05-17 13:30

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  Being an Arsenal fan this season

  That's a lot of words. Too bad I'm not gonna read them

  2026-05-15 01:17

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  Historical oopsie

  Gavrilo Princep:

  2026-05-14 20:28

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  math tavern

  Each number decreases the distance to 2 by half, but you'll never quite get there.

  2026-05-14 20:10

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  Title goes here

  Start by saying, "As you kids would say, "... And then purposely misuse the slang. Especially to people who are only a year or two younger than you.

  2026-05-14 00:35

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  Peak engineering

  It's because before people knew how to reduce radar signature, the only way to evade missiles was to go faster.

  2026-05-11 15:45

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  last update

  It's a pepper grinder

  2026-05-11 14:44

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  Learn to read the signs of scripted events and pre-planne...

  Look up AAV viruses used for gene editing.

  2026-05-10 00:27

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  Took me a second

  It's Norse code!

  2026-03-20 21:38

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  Comparing them to sharks seems generous, however feeding ...

  I had accounts with every political opinion so that I could argue with everyone, but all the others were banned.

  2026-03-20 03:23

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  Analysis

  Not only will this man never solve a rubix cube, he will never figure out how to take it out of the box it came in.

  2026-03-20 02:28

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  Sweeping down the plains

  Are people from Oklahoma called Oklahomeboys or Oklahomos?

  2026-03-20 02:25

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  Sticks exist kids immediately turn into warriors

  What's brown and sticky? A stick

  2026-03-19 19:55

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  Plasma orb

  It's been fun, but I'm quitting Memedroid for a while. At least for a few years. 7

  2026-03-03 17:17

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  That head is real

  That's an alligator in a dog costume

  2026-03-03 12:53

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  A castle in Japan for the price of a dream

  If I was rich, I would buy it to preserve it.

  2026-03-02 17:39

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  Dongs on Free healthcare

  Ive known pain and Ive seen suicides. It's black and white, suicide is never an acceptable alternative, even as a means of avoiding painful inevitable death. And the option of killing handicaps for being a burden is evil. A death sentence for circumstances beyond their control is unjust. What about burdensome old people?

  2026-03-02 01:33

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  Weekend special

  Monster house

  2026-02-28 15:41

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  Guess I'll not believe in either then :D

  If the US thought Berlin was strategic, they could have beaten the Russians to it. It was Eisenhower who decided not to attack Berlin, because it was a symbolic target that would slow him down. There was intelligence that showed the Germans were building a defensive line far northwest of Berlin, and he didn't want to give them time to regroup. FDR was was image obsessed, and he wanted id taken, but Ike knew better. Also, what about all the execution videos and mass graves?

  2026-02-28 10:03

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  Concepts of a plan.

  The only people who should receive govt healthcare are wounded veterans and the people who have already paid taxes into Medicare/aid for years. No one else. Social security should also be optional.

  2026-02-28 01:57

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  You will read this wrong.

  The frhuer of the third rcieh

  2026-02-27 18:31

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  Parking spot catfish

  18 wheeler at the quarry in a dump truck parking spot. And it's a joke

  2026-02-27 14:59

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  Faith already fought that battle

  Romans 8:38-39

  2026-02-27 14:53

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  Bro finish the sentence

  Have you ever had a dream that that umm, that you had, that, that umm, that you had, uh, that you could, you want, you wanted him to do so much that you could do anything?

  2026-02-27 14:23

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  Parking spot catfish

  Driving a cat 797, seeing what looks like an empty parking space then finding an 18 wheeler in the space.

  2026-02-27 14:12

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  Some old customs were cruel beyond words

  If you don't communicate an idea, there's nothing to think about. You call it spoon-feeding, everyone else call it coherence.

  2026-02-24 13:17

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  Society tutorial failed

  People who stand by and just record a heinous crime deserve a swift kick in the pants

  2026-02-23 17:17

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  Some old customs were cruel beyond words

  You didn't say what you think the issue actually is, so I don't know what you're getting at. Are you saying that the custom of human sacrifice isn't an issue? Or are you trying to say something about race? Or what?

  2026-02-23 16:18

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  Some old customs were cruel beyond words

  What is the point you're trying to make?

  2026-02-23 11:25

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  Ebmud is confuzzled

  Left, NO TURN RIGHT only turn

  2026-02-21 11:06

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  Forgot on purpose

  You reminded me that I never responded to someone. Thanks

  2026-02-19 19:42

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  Europe feels different than it once did

  A religion would be more than just a claim about the workings of the universe if it is true. How can you definitively say that there is no God, if there is no way to disprove his existence? Logically you have to concede that he may exist.

  2026-02-19 13:23

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  When they ask how the job search is going and you fake a ...

  The movie Shane was filmed there. You can see the barn and the mountains in the trailer

  2026-02-19 10:37

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  Europe feels different than it once did

  By your same argument, you can't prove atheism. Therefore theism is as valid an explanation as atheism.

  2026-02-19 10:09

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  lmao

  Unrealistic. There's no way she knows what 9 x 2 is

  2026-02-18 21:22

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  perfect

  The notable year of 1987, anno domini, was the period of time in which the elderly gentleman's prodigiously long span of life concluded with his passing out of this world.

  2026-02-18 19:06

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  Europe feels different than it once did

  Btw I'm a chemist.

  2026-02-18 14:35

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  Europe feels different than it once did

  Biochemistry is extraordinary. The likelihood of forming a single protein of 100 amino acids, (small protein) in the correct order is 1 in 20*10^100. That's 20*10^20 times more combinations that there are atoms in the known universe. The 20 amino acids are each complex and formed under different conditions. But if hundreds of proteins formed at the same microscopic point, it would have to be at almost the same time, because they don't last long. RNA is even more complex and unstable.

  2026-02-18 14:13

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  Europe feels different than it once did

  Morality isn't objective, and it comes from God, based on how people are designed to live. Do you not believe in Christianity or in God at all?

  2026-02-17 16:04

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  Europe feels different than it once did

  God isn't saving people from God, he's saving them from themselves. People earn being sent to hell with their free will. Someone has to pay the punishment, because there has to be justice. So God paid it instead of us, because he loves us.

  2026-02-17 12:22

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  No thoughts allowed

  Escapism is so stupid

  2026-02-17 11:43

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  Lord please give me a sign and the sign is painfully obvious

  Me: "Lord, please give me another clearer sign of what I should do"

  2026-02-17 11:37

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  Watching a bill crawl its way into law

  Write a letter to your senator to create a bill that makes social security optional

  2026-02-17 11:12

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  Tat

  Absolute cinema!

  2026-02-16 23:26

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  Every nation holds tight to its old steel

  Jim Bowie was a famous role model for generations of Americans, and everyone used to know his name. Like Daniel Boone. He has become obscure, so it's the perfect example. And I'm talking about for Americans specifically.

  2026-02-12 21:16

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  Every nation holds tight to its old steel

  It's sad to know that there are some people in America who know more about David Bowie than Jim Bowie.

  2026-02-12 15:47

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